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#38 - The Wedding 3

Date Posted: February 12th, 2017, 2:36 am

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John & Friends I love the irony I've written here. John was originally apprehensive about the wedding, having never been to one and knowing nobody but the bride, he was worried that the whole thing was going to feel socially awkward. However, with the recruitment of Iris and Roxanne, he felt more at ease. "Sure I'm not gonna know anyone there, but at least I got my friends!".
Unfortunately his friends don't share the same kind of optimism. It's made worse as two of them confront some problems at the wedding while another one starts to dip in the hooch in the hopes that he remembers nothing the following day. Iris continuously gets flirted with despite her objections, Roxanne tries to frighten away children cause she doesn't like kids apparently and Jo decides to drink his worries away in two different kinds of wines. John's first wedding experience is gonna be an interesting one for sure!

Comments

Props on the Poopdeck Pappy quote!
@Peregrin: You have no idea how happy I am that someone caught that XD
@Jim Nickabocker: rice thing is a myth churches started cause they got tired of sweeping it up
@Xero: Wow, goes to show how deep some myths run. It was even scientifically proven in one case. If RTS ever has another wedding, I'll be sure to bring that up!
@Jim Nickabocker: Here's a link to the Snopes article explains that it's a Myth

https://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/birdrice.asp

but basically if this was true birds would Cook the second you killed them